Sunshine Poop Scoop: Florida Legislature Agenda, March 31 - April 4, 2025

Hold your flip-flops, Sunshine Poop Scoop fans—the Florida Legislature’s stirrin’ the swamp this week! It’s March 31 to April 4, week five of the 2025 session (March 4-May 2), and Tallahassee’s got a lineup stickier than a gator in molasses. From tax tussles to gun rumbles, here’s your day-by-day peek at the poop hittin’ the fan!

Monday, March 31 – Committee Chaos Begins

The House jumped in today with committee meetings—no floor fanfare, just the nitty-gritty. They’re layin’ tracks for rural tax credits, foreign agent rules, and maybe some emergency firearm tweaks. It’s the quiet before the storm—busy but no big bangs yet.

Tuesday, April 1 – Nature and Justice Take Over

House committees hit Natural Resources & Disasters and Criminal Justice today. Look for condo reform talks—Surfside’s still a sore spot—or hurricane relief plans after ‘24’s wild ride. Criminal Justice might dig into parole or sentencing changes, keepin’ the pot bubblin’. Senate’s sittin’ pretty—no session, just committee hummin’.

Wednesday, April 2 – Money, Courts, and Budget Brew

The House tackles Ways & Means, Judiciary, and State Admin Budget. Ways & Means could spar over DeSantis’ tax relief push—sales tax cuts are whisperin’ louder than property breaks. Judiciary might poke at gun law rollbacks—under-21 rifle bans from ‘18 are in play—while the $115.6 billion budget beast inches along. Senate’s still warmin’ up for Thursday.

Thursday, April 3 – Senate Stomps In

Senate’s back at noon, ready to drop votes like hot potatoes—think the cloud-seeding ban (SB 56) with Mullet Man’s ghost cheerin’. The Rural Renaissance (SB 110) might roll too, pushin’ rural cash if the House hasn’t nabbed it. House has Rules & Ethics meetin’s—could tweak the land-use grab (SB 1118) or stir gun freedom debates. It’s a double-dose of action!

Friday, April 4 – Wrap-Up Rumble

Friday’s the cleanup crew—no full lineup yet, but expect stragglers. Senate might seal last week’s veto overrides—$4 million’s on the line—while House could nudge budget talks or condo fixes. A “farm bill” might sprout, tied to citrus recovery. It’s the week’s finale—or a teaser for next time!

The Stinky Lowdown

Veto fights, sky bans, and rural dreams are steamin’ up, with budget grinds and gun whispers in the mix. Keep sniffin’ around sunshinepoopscoop.com as this swamp pot boils over! #FloridaLegislature