Florida Legislature Rundown: March 24-28, 2025 – Sunshine Poop Scoop Style!

Hold onto your flip-flops, Florida freaks—the Legislature’s been churnin’ like a gator in a mud pit this week! It’s March 24-28, and Tallahassee’s dishin’ out veto smackdowns, cloud-seedin’ drama, and budget buzz hotter than a July sunburn. Here’s the lowdown with a lil’ Sunshine Poop Scoop stink on it!

• Monday, March 24 – Veto Override Rumble: The House kicked off with a 113-0 wallop, overrulin’ Gov. DeSantis’ summer ‘24 budget cuts and resurrectin’ $2 million for veterans’ goodies—think outreach and family help (Florida Voice News). It’s from last year’s SB 2500 choppin’ block, and the Senate’s still chewin’ on it. X called it a “swamp coup,” but it’s just lawmakers flexin’ their wallets!

• Tuesday, March 25 – Mullet Man & Cloud-Seedin’ Chaos: The Senate Rules Committee waved through SB 56, bannin’ weather mods like cloud seeding (flsenate.gov tracker). It’s Senate floor-bound—could pass any day! Sen. Ileana Garcia’s on a “chemtrail” hunt, and a mullet-rockin’ fella testified before the Ag Committee, locks bouncin’ like a Key West breeze, while a gal in back—Eye-Rollin’ Gertie—rolled her peepers like she’s seen dumber gators. House’s HB 477 is still nappin’, but this one’s got legs!

• Tuesday, March 25 – Condo Cash Flow: SB 1742, a condo fix bill, sailed past the Regulated Industries Committee (FLSenate X). Sen. Jenn Bradley’s pitchin’ it to ease Surfside survivors’ woes—could hit the Senate floor soon. No House moves yet, but it’s creepin’ along like a crab on a mission!

• Wednesday, March 26 – Citrus Dreams & Budget Grinds: The Senate dropped plans like “Make Citrus Great Again” and “Farmers Feeding Florida” (flsenate.gov PDFs), throwin’ cash at hurricane-hit citrus and food insecurity. It’s part of the HB 5001 $115.6 billion budget slog—still crawlin’ through House committees with DeSantis’ tax cuts and cop raises in the mix. My Safe Florida Home’s still kickin’ too—hardenin’ homes against storms (flsenate.gov).

• Thursday, March 27 – Rural Renaissance Rolls: The Senate fired up at 9 AM and passed SB 110 on third reading—Sen. Corey Simon’s $200 million rural boost for houses, roads, and a fancy Prosperity Office (flsenate.gov tracker). It’s House-bound now—X loves it for small towns, but some sniff a development stink. No House action yet—just committee hummin’.

• Friday, March 28 – Veto Party Expands: The Senate jumped in, overrulin’ over $4 million of DeSantis’ ‘24 cuts—addin’ to Monday’s haul (X, @FloridaMan1980). Veterans’ funds are confirmed, rest’s murky. SB 1118, the land-use grab, sits quiet in the House, while X whispers of sales tax cuts over DeSantis’ tax relief dreams (Florida Voice News).

The Stinky Wrap-Up: Veto overrides flexed some muscle, Mullet Man and Gertie spiced up the cloud-seedin’ show, and rural cash cleared a hurdle. Budget’s brewin’, gun talks are simmerin’, and DeSantis’ veto pen’s lurkin’. House is back Monday, Senate Thursday—snag more at sunshinepoopscoop.com as this swamp soap opera rolls on! #FloridaLegislature #SunshineScoop